Okay, enough is enough. I’ve had it up to there (I’m 5ft 1, fellas, gimme a break) with this universal conspiracy against one of the most perfect sexual acts; the quickie. It’s such an underestimated and despised part of our sexual life and I could never understand why. Even the word has a slightly undermining innuendo and it’s only used in phrases such as “hmph, all we had was a quickie” or “he’s only looking for a quickie, no big deal”.
And I’m here to ask “why?”. Why is the spontaneous, quick getaway from our everyday routine, has come to mean something sloppy and meaningless? Okay, I understand that it might have to do with the fact that you don’t spend that much time undressing your partner, caressing and kissing them – the infamous “foreplay”. So, okay, everything happens really quickly. Why on earth is this so bad?
I mean, let’s look at it objectively, okay? It’s been a hard day for you both, you come back around 3 a.m. from work. You’re both exhausted and you have just about a couple of hours until you need to get back to work. So, while your significant other is in the shower, you hop in and have your 10-minute fun. Isn’t that fucking awesome?
It’s like taking an inherently awesome thing (sex), removing all the stressful parts (namely, obligatory foreplay and duration concerns), and using it as a way to relax – a break. Everybody loves sex and everybody loves getting a break from their daily routine, ergo everybody should love quickies!
For some stupid reason, though, people consider them inconsiderate, but they’re just missing the point. A quickie is not supposed to be about showing your partner how much of a great person you are by selflessly going down on them for eons. Save that for date night! What it’s supposed to be about is taking a relaxing, sexy 5-10′ break from your day by doing what you like the most with who you like the most!
Just let your hair down and have some fun, people! It’s not that hard (pun not intended)!
Sure, I appreciate candles, lounge music, and scents all over the place as well – I enjoy them as much as any person, but there are also times that I want my boy and I want him ASAP. Why should I have to wait until the perfect moment? Let me tell you something, there’s nothing like taking a nap and enjoying a wet dream and then waking up and going for a quick round (or ride, the word choice is yours) to blow off the steam!
Plus, there’s no greater aphrodisiac than the “I want you here and now” notion this action suggests. No talk, no preparations, just raw desire and lust for your partner – can you think of anything else that could turn them on more than that?
So, just in case it wasn’t clear enough, don’t let quickies be misunderstood anymore. If you and your partner treat each other with respect to the rest of your time together, don’t hesitate to enjoy a quick-as-a-flash visit to the bedroom next time you bump on each other in the hallway. Or in the kitchen. Or in the elevator… Well, you know what I mean.
Just grab each other, set your underwear aside, unleash your primal instincts and fuck your brains out for a few minutes – even if one of you (or neither of you) comes, consider it a pretty hot preview for the night to come. I guarantee that both of you will be counting the minutes to leave your work and pick up where you left off.