Touch me here, I'll touch you there

Alright. I’ll shoot you straight to the point; after all, we don’t need any glossy and formal introductions here.

Whether you are new to the game or a good oldie in the matters of sex, you have to admit something – you’ll always wonder where you should touch your partner in crime to make them go crazy and wild.

Fair warning here; the word has been spread around that, for us women, as far as sex is concerned, there are different buttons longed to be pressed. This might be true and commonly testified by men as well (you guys, we know it drives you crazy, but you like it). The warning I mentioned earlier lies in the fact that men also have their own personal tastes when it comes to where they want to be touched and caressed, even if they seem fairly simpler than ours.

They are rarely considered though – girls, guys are not universally programmed to like the same things! They have points, buttons, zones –or whatever else you want to call them­– which differ among them, exactly like us.

So, indulge in some fun and experimentation – don’t miss part of the fun.

After days of researching and asking people about their “buttons” –I swear, I laughed so hard with the answers I got back– I got to say, my fellow friends, that there are some rules and conditions before you get to be the lucky one to press them.

First of all, forget all the romance; you know what I’m talking about. The really mushy-gushy, sappy stuff. This is not the time to behave like a virginal, little flower; you have to take charge and release your instinct. Do you think the sex is going to be a success when you delicately touch your beaus, consumed with the fear of breaking them or looking like slut? I don’t think so. Pull their hair, grab them tight, and use your little hand for some good old-fashioned slapping.

Second, be eager to listen. If you listen carefully, you will be offered all the information you need. How? An eyebrow lift, a saucy smile, a kinky nod, a purr or a scream. It’s all there my dears.

The third condition is fairly simple – be passionate. For heaven’s sake, don’t sit there expecting all the work to be done by one person; this is also known as the starfish pose. Take action, because last time we all checked there are (at least –wink, wink–) two people involved there.

Pretty simple right? Got it? Good.

Now the most awaited moment of all (uh-oh, it’s getting steamy here!).

You want to know her buttons? How to drive her crazy and wild? Start with the lips, and give it your all. Go to the side and slightly kiss her ear, giving it this hot breath it deserves. Move down the side of her neck –there is not a person on this earth that doesn’t get all hot and bothered by neck kissing– and forward to her throat.

Do it without hesitation, she’ll know the difference- and give it time, don’t rush. When you feel it’s right, go even lower to her breasts; okay, no instructions here. You fellas have a genetic predisposition to know what to do with them, so I won’t even bother saying anything further. Just make sure not to get stuck in one zone and forget all the rest; create a combination between these four zones, she’ll be putty in your hands!

And next what do we have boys? The tummy, the ass, and the inner thighs, all important areas to get her in the mood. Improvise; caress them, kiss them, lick them, lightly bite; whatever. It all works, each in varying degrees.

And now, the most important female button lads! You guessed right – the clitoris. This zone demands no negotiation. I repeat; no negotiation. Use your tongue – period. Don’t do it like you’re digging your way through China. If you are a romantic, this is your chance to give it all you got – be as gentle as you want. Expect the loudest screams you’ve ever heard in your life; guaranteed.

The grand finale has come, and I couldn’t be more proud. We all know what this zone is called; it is the famous vagina. Before you go all in –pun very much intended– use your fingers; and do it wisely. There’s nothing sexier than a man you can use his hands.

Everything is set now, dive in sir; and let us say amen (Or as Monica in “Friends” says: 7, 7, 7, 7, 7!!!).
Can you make her tremble and scream your name? Good. This deserves a second amen!

It’s time to change turns now, and ladies we’re up. Men have expectations as well; and we should start first by grabbing their heads –if you can weave your fingers in their hair or graze their scalp with your nails, even better– and kiss them passionately. Caressing their heads is considered good in most cases – but don’t overdo it, we don’t him to fall asleep instead of coming at you.

Now, you have to get busy with his back. Hug him and grab tightly- he’ll get the message; a little scratching won’t hurt as well. The next zones are the neck and the chest. Kiss them, use your tongue if you want too, but don’t exaggerate with it. You have work to do at the inner thigh area, miss, and you know why – I won’t explain the obvious Just at the end, offer them a tender bite for the sake of being wild.

The beginning of the work is complete, it’s time to get to the real job- the all-time classic and favorite. I would say use your mouth you’re your tongue, but if you’re not into that, touch his penis, and his testicles with the tips of your fingers; the top erogenous zones for our dearest misters.

Do your job, and give it your all – you have a tough critic expecting the best from you. Finally, let him have you however he wants; there is nothing hotter. Believe me, if you’re getting off, then he is too.

And, one last time let’s all say Ameeeeen!